Did We April Fool You?
We know why the chicken crossed the road: to get to the other side. We also know why we posted an April Fools’ Day joke about devices that translate chicken language: to get people over to the chickens‘side.
Unfortunately, scientists have yet to devise an instrument that can translate chickens’ language into English (though we think it would be a great idea). But do we really need a chicken-language translator to tell us that chickens don’t enjoy experiencing pain and fear and that they don’t want to die? No. We already know that.
If our April Fool’s joke got you and your friends thinking, be sure to get everyone you know to sign this pledge to go vegan.